An unmarked box was found on a Southwest Airlines plane that contained human heads. They gave a rough estimate that it was between 40 - 60 heads but we can't be sure since no body did a proper head count. According to the news report the company shipping them didn't follow the correct procedures. I imagine that the head of the company is going to be peeved and I bet heads are gonna roll! Read more about it here.
Today's Top Deal
Taco Bell posted this today: Print your coupon for a FREE Taco Bell Limeade Sparkler at http://www.tacobell.com/promo/
Since we were on the subject of flying, the idea popped into my head, that one of those little bottles of vodka like you get on the plane would go good in the above mentioned drink.
Today's Great Joke
You can only imagine what a head trip it was seeing this joke posted the same day as the Southwest Airlines story.
How much does a brain cost?
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked,
'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'
The moment turned awkward.
Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
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