This one is pretty funny! Remember to tag your friends use the @ sign and then start to type their name, no space in between!
You're all in Wal-Mart, at 4am. Use the people on the side of your profile in order. NO CHEATING!!!
Riding the electronic horse:
Trying on bras in the aisle:
Eating food out of the boxes:
Mad at the slow cashier:
Getting arrested for stealing carts:
Racing carts in the aisles:
Bowling with household items:
Doing donuts in the parking lot:
Taking photo's to unload on People of Walmart.com:
Showing posts with label Chain Status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chain Status. Show all posts
Friday, November 18, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Halloween Horror Movie Facebook Chain Status
HALLOWEEN is quickly approaching.... You're IN A HORROR MOVIE (first 9 people to the left on your profile)
1.Decides the creepy house is safe:
2.Screams like a baby:
3. Scares you as a joke:
4. The first to go missing:
5. The first to go insane:
6. Murdered saving you:
7. Survives by faking dead:
8.Has a solid survival plan no one listens to:
9. Is really the killer:
When tagging people use the @ symbol then start to type their name with no space.
Have fun!
1.Decides the creepy house is safe:
2.Screams like a baby:
3. Scares you as a joke:
4. The first to go missing:
5. The first to go insane:
6. Murdered saving you:
7. Survives by faking dead:
8.Has a solid survival plan no one listens to:
9. Is really the killer:
When tagging people use the @ symbol then start to type their name with no space. Have fun!
Friday, September 30, 2011
Money Bags Chain Status on Facebook
I wonder if anyone checked snoops on this one?
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Play Road Trip on Facebook - Chain Status Fun
I thought this one was fun so I had to share...
*hint - If you aren't a Facebook addict such as myself when putting in your friends names use the @ symbol with no space start typing their name and this will make it a tag.
ROAD TRIP...
Go to your profile and choose your friends from top down, in order....no cheating!!
The driver:
Always has to go to the bathroom:
First to fall asleep:
Can’t stop talking:
Moves around a lot:
The back seat driver:
Rides shotgun:
Gets car sick:
*hint - If you aren't a Facebook addict such as myself when putting in your friends names use the @ symbol with no space start typing their name and this will make it a tag.
ROAD TRIP...
Go to your profile and choose your friends from top down, in order....no cheating!!
The driver:
Always has to go to the bathroom:
First to fall asleep:
Can’t stop talking:
Moves around a lot:
The back seat driver:
Rides shotgun:
Gets car sick:
Friday, July 29, 2011
It's Cold, It's Icy and It's Too Darn Hot
Today's Top News
Obama lost 40,000 twitter followers when he took to urging people to call their congressmen. I just hope he doesn't accidentally post any hunky shirtless gym pictures or ones of him in a tiger suit, while he is tweeting away. I'd admit that, that would be entertaining but then I'd have to listen to all my lefty friends talk about how hot that is.
Today's Chain Status
WARNING!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, it can save a life!!
Today's Best Picture
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Obama lost 40,000 twitter followers when he took to urging people to call their congressmen. I just hope he doesn't accidentally post any hunky shirtless gym pictures or ones of him in a tiger suit, while he is tweeting away. I'd admit that, that would be entertaining but then I'd have to listen to all my lefty friends talk about how hot that is.
Today's Chain Status
WARNING!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, it can save a life!!
Today's Best Picture
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Twisted Titties, Sick Salaries and Guru Graffiti
Today's Top News
Talk about getting twisted! The TSA have been feeling up people, from the old to the youngsters and everyone in-between. It's all good and legal but when the tables are turned and you grab a breast of a TSA agent with both hands and give it a twist, you're in for felony sexual assault charges! Read more about this twisted crime here.
Today's Top Chain Status
Salary of the US President - $400,000. Salary of retired US Presidents - $180,000.
Salary of House/Senate - $174,000. Salary of Speaker of House - $223,500.
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders - $193,400....Average US Salary -$33,000 to $77,000. AVERAGE US MILITARY SALARY... only $19,000 TO $22,000 !!
HELLO! I think we found where the cuts should be made! Repost if you agree!
Today's Top Picture
Talk about getting twisted! The TSA have been feeling up people, from the old to the youngsters and everyone in-between. It's all good and legal but when the tables are turned and you grab a breast of a TSA agent with both hands and give it a twist, you're in for felony sexual assault charges! Read more about this twisted crime here.
Today's Top Chain Status
Salary of the US President - $400,000. Salary of retired US Presidents - $180,000.
Salary of House/Senate - $174,000. Salary of Speaker of House - $223,500.
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders - $193,400....Average US Salary -$33,000 to $77,000. AVERAGE US MILITARY SALARY... only $19,000 TO $22,000 !!
HELLO! I think we found where the cuts should be made! Repost if you agree!
Today's Top Picture
Monday, May 2, 2011
Osama, Obama and Food Pictures - Which One Doesn't Belong?
Today's Top News
Osama Bin Laden was spotted today having lunch with Elvis. Ok not really but sadly unlike last night there weren't anymore good Bin Laden jokes today. It does appear though now the conspiracy theories are abound. There are some pretty convincing ones on Facebook but the best one was from a hardcore Republican talking about how they are just trying to prop up Obama's image. While he is twisted up at the moment Obama is going to have to do better than that. Because nobody is going to give an Osama's behind when they have to fill up their car on Friday.
For the best "real" conspiracy theories check out InfoWars.
Today's Chain Status
REPOSTED!!!!~ Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! PLZ REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!.
Today's Picture
I don't know about your friends but a lot of mine (that don't even know each other!) like to take pictures of their food and upload it to their page. I don't get this. Why? Are you proving you have food, are you trying to make people jealous? Are you thankful? What is this about!? I'm even friends with one guy that uploads a pic of the dinner table, set with food and all, most nights and then lists the menu of the evening.
What is this trend? Please someone explain this to me!!
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Osama Bin Laden was spotted today having lunch with Elvis. Ok not really but sadly unlike last night there weren't anymore good Bin Laden jokes today. It does appear though now the conspiracy theories are abound. There are some pretty convincing ones on Facebook but the best one was from a hardcore Republican talking about how they are just trying to prop up Obama's image. While he is twisted up at the moment Obama is going to have to do better than that. Because nobody is going to give an Osama's behind when they have to fill up their car on Friday.
For the best "real" conspiracy theories check out InfoWars.
Today's Chain Status
REPOSTED!!!!~ Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! PLZ REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!.
Today's Picture
What is this trend? Please someone explain this to me!!
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Thursday, August 5, 2010
We're Going to The Chapel
Today's Top News
OMG!!! Be sure to call all your friends and tell them a judge out in California turned over the gay marriage ban. All I can say is that now the hillbillies are you going to see that and wonder why they can't marry their sister or first cousin. It's all about love right? I guess you could just explain to them that she'd have to be eighteen first. Ok, I know that was bad!
I do wish I understood how this all worked though since the people of California voted on this and it came out a no. I imagine though that one could say that if we are all created equal under our Constitution than it wouldn't be fair for one group to enjoy the benefit of being legally married (snickering as I type enjoy and marriage in the same sentence) while another group could not.
Today's Poem
I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree---
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it.
Nope, nope, nope!
Today's Chain Status
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE
REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. (I grew up saying this every morning in
school-it's a shame people take offense.) SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS
WILL REPOST AND NOT CARE ABOUT OFFENDING ANYONE.
I do wish I understood how this all worked though since the people of California voted on this and it came out a no. I imagine though that one could say that if we are all created equal under our Constitution than it wouldn't be fair for one group to enjoy the benefit of being legally married (snickering as I type enjoy and marriage in the same sentence) while another group could not.
Today's Poem
I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree---
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it.
Nope, nope, nope!
Today's Chain Status
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE
REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. (I grew up saying this every morning in
school-it's a shame people take offense.) SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS
WILL REPOST AND NOT CARE ABOUT OFFENDING ANYONE.
Friday, July 2, 2010
4th of July Edition
Today's Top News
I decided not to post a top news story today it's just all too flippin' depressing! And this weekend is about celebration... so in honor of the 4th of July, I found the School House Rock - Preamble. :) It's a classic!
Today's Chain Status
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA....Please remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you....JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLDIER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree....copy and paste in your status....GOD BLESS THE USA
Today's Fan Page
Who doesn't love some Little Debbie? I've been a fan of their page for quite sometime and they posted this awesomely redneck desert for you to fancy up any cookout you might be having this holiday weekend.
Have a safe and Happy Fourth of July!
I decided not to post a top news story today it's just all too flippin' depressing! And this weekend is about celebration... so in honor of the 4th of July, I found the School House Rock - Preamble. :) It's a classic!
Today's Chain Status
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA....Please remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you....JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLDIER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree....copy and paste in your status....GOD BLESS THE USA
Today's Fan Page
Have a safe and Happy Fourth of July!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Sharing isn't always a good thing!
Today's Top News
The most interesing news today was about how the good old government wants to put it's hand in your pockets some more to save the "media". They talk about making tax exemptions for the media outlets and then also taxing electronics to pay for this. If the media in our country wasn't skewed enough, why would we want our government involved in it? I can't even find anything funny about this... You can read more about it here.
On another note... Friday is National Donut Day! Sounds like my kind of day for sure!
Today's Top Status
I'm not even going to quote it as I usually do. This one only qualifies for the top because I can't get it out of my head. One of my friends is talking about having yellowing stinky toe nails. What the hell? Why would you share that? WHY?
Today's Chain Status
This one is going around now... I liked it for sure!
Did you know?
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
On another note... Friday is National Donut Day! Sounds like my kind of day for sure!
Today's Top Status
I'm not even going to quote it as I usually do. This one only qualifies for the top because I can't get it out of my head. One of my friends is talking about having yellowing stinky toe nails. What the hell? Why would you share that? WHY?
Today's Chain Status
This one is going around now... I liked it for sure!
Did you know?
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Can You Grow Weed on Farmville?
Today's Top News
Do two wrongs make a right? It seems that the guy that does the voice work for Geico lashed out a Freedom Works and called the people of the tea party movement retards. He said he did it because the tea party people yelled things about Rep. Barney Franks being gay even though it was never proven. In the end the guy got fired, axed, let go. You can read all about it here if you so choose.
Today's Best Status
Ya know, I was just wondering!! Can ya grow weed on Farmville and sell it on Mafia wars???
Today's Chain Status
Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a smack upside the head. People who need a smack upside the head affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a smack upside the head, except a smack upside the head, but we can raise awareness. Many won't copy and paste this. I did. Will you?
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Do two wrongs make a right? It seems that the guy that does the voice work for Geico lashed out a Freedom Works and called the people of the tea party movement retards. He said he did it because the tea party people yelled things about Rep. Barney Franks being gay even though it was never proven. In the end the guy got fired, axed, let go. You can read all about it here if you so choose.
Today's Best Status
Today's Chain Status
Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a smack upside the head. People who need a smack upside the head affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a smack upside the head, except a smack upside the head, but we can raise awareness. Many won't copy and paste this. I did. Will you?
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Pictures and Places
Today's News
The Health Care debate is in full swing today on Facebook and people are fired up! The ones opposed to this bill are posting the Kill the Bill picture as their profile picture. From what I can tell it's spreading like wildfire. I'd be interested in knowing if any of your friends are posting this as well.
Today's Chain Status
Todays game - PLACE OF BIRTH! Everyone please play! You will find it interesting to know where your FB friends birth places are. Copy & paste this on your profile, then put your place of birth at the end of this sentence .....
Today's Fan Page
Today I ran across a fan page from one of my very favorite sites, The People of Walmart.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
The Health Care debate is in full swing today on Facebook and people are fired up! The ones opposed to this bill are posting the Kill the Bill picture as their profile picture. From what I can tell it's spreading like wildfire. I'd be interested in knowing if any of your friends are posting this as well.Today's Chain Status
Todays game - PLACE OF BIRTH! Everyone please play! You will find it interesting to know where your FB friends birth places are. Copy & paste this on your profile, then put your place of birth at the end of this sentence .....
Today's Fan Page
Today I ran across a fan page from one of my very favorite sites, The People of Walmart.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Miss me?
I've been really slacking when it comes to my Facebook addiction. One I've had lots going on, I do have five children and a husband and sometimes I actually have to pay attention to them. :o) Two my friends have just been boring me to tears. Enough excuses let's get down to business.
Today's Top News
Gov. Rick Perry wins! Perry won the Republican primary today and (while I didn't hear it from my friends) Bill White won the primary for the Democratic Party. Many of my friends are supporters of Debra Medina and according to them anyone that voted for Perry was stupid and ignorant at best. Oh well, if the shoe was on the other foot I'm sure Perry supporters would have been talking trash too!
Today's Chain Status
It's movie line week on Facebook. Copy and paste this into your status and in the comment box, write your favorite line from a movie and see how many people know the movie and the line.
Today's Great Status
On a serious note I really liked this status and thought it was thought provoking.
What you focus on is what your team will focus on. Are you moving from point A to point B in a straight line? Or are you all over the place? Something to think about.
Let's hope my friends provide me with better stuff tomorrow or I'm going to have to post that thing about my grannies boobs.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Today's Top News
Gov. Rick Perry wins! Perry won the Republican primary today and (while I didn't hear it from my friends) Bill White won the primary for the Democratic Party. Many of my friends are supporters of Debra Medina and according to them anyone that voted for Perry was stupid and ignorant at best. Oh well, if the shoe was on the other foot I'm sure Perry supporters would have been talking trash too!
Today's Chain Status
It's movie line week on Facebook. Copy and paste this into your status and in the comment box, write your favorite line from a movie and see how many people know the movie and the line.
Today's Great Status
On a serious note I really liked this status and thought it was thought provoking.
What you focus on is what your team will focus on. Are you moving from point A to point B in a straight line? Or are you all over the place? Something to think about.
Let's hope my friends provide me with better stuff tomorrow or I'm going to have to post that thing about my grannies boobs.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Monday, February 15, 2010
Statues, Time Wasters, and Punctuation
Today's Top News
I found out today about Indonesia having a statue of Obama as a child. You can read all about it here.
Today's Great Status
warns you that reading this status may result in having wasted several seconds reading this status for nothing.
Today's Fan Page
I have found the perfect fan page for my mother. She calls me all the time to tell me about all the mistakes on my blog. The woman is so obsessed with grammar and punctuation, that she took her a newsletter she received from the company that she worked for marked it up with a red pen, and sent it back to them. I'm sure a phone call will be coming after she reads this post as well. Hi mom!
If people like me drive you crazy with their lackadaisical attitude when it comes to grammar and punctuation this fan page is for you, 'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.
My New Idea
I think that we should start one of those chain status deals and I have an idea for it to see how far we can get it around Facebook. I'll announce it when we have 100 fans on our page so join up by clicking the Facebook widget on the sidebar and becoming a fan.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
I found out today about Indonesia having a statue of Obama as a child. You can read all about it here.
Today's Great Status
warns you that reading this status may result in having wasted several seconds reading this status for nothing.
Today's Fan Page
If people like me drive you crazy with their lackadaisical attitude when it comes to grammar and punctuation this fan page is for you, 'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.
My New Idea
I think that we should start one of those chain status deals and I have an idea for it to see how far we can get it around Facebook. I'll announce it when we have 100 fans on our page so join up by clicking the Facebook widget on the sidebar and becoming a fan.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Feelin' The Love
Today's Top News
The Obama Administration will be honoring the 43rd President of the United States by naming the gap between the tectonic plates beneath Haiti after him. The area will now officially be referred to as "Bush's Fault".
Ok, so it's not a real news story but all the ones that were posted today weren't really worth repeating. More snow yadda, yadda... more campaign news, yawn... so, you see the news I posted while not true seemed much more interesting. :o)
Today's Best Status
Sometimes you just have to love your friend's twisted thoughts...
Finally got it figured out! We've come up with a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no nonsense about racial profiling!!!!!
Today's Chain Status
We talked about love being in the air for Valentines and now this is going around Facebook...
It's Valentine's Week on Facebook. Change your profile picture to a picture of you with your significant other and tell us how long you've been together.
Just another way this time of year to make your lonely single friends feel like crap to see all the couples all smiling in their pictures. Yup, yup!
*Disclaimer - The couple in the picture is not one of my actual friends on Facebook but rather just some random couple like the ones that you get in a frame when you buy it at the store.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
The Obama Administration will be honoring the 43rd President of the United States by naming the gap between the tectonic plates beneath Haiti after him. The area will now officially be referred to as "Bush's Fault".
Ok, so it's not a real news story but all the ones that were posted today weren't really worth repeating. More snow yadda, yadda... more campaign news, yawn... so, you see the news I posted while not true seemed much more interesting. :o)
Today's Best Status
Sometimes you just have to love your friend's twisted thoughts...
Finally got it figured out! We've come up with a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no nonsense about racial profiling!!!!!
Today's Chain Status
It's Valentine's Week on Facebook. Change your profile picture to a picture of you with your significant other and tell us how long you've been together.
Just another way this time of year to make your lonely single friends feel like crap to see all the couples all smiling in their pictures. Yup, yup!
*Disclaimer - The couple in the picture is not one of my actual friends on Facebook but rather just some random couple like the ones that you get in a frame when you buy it at the store.
What did you learn on Facebook today?
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