Walmart 4am Chain Status for Facebook

This one is pretty funny! Remember to tag your friends use the @ sign and then start to type their name, no space in between!

You're all in Wal-Mart, at 4am. Use the people on the side of your profile in order. NO CHEATING!!!

Riding the electronic horse:
Trying on bras in the aisle:
Eating food out of the boxes:
Mad at the slow cashier:
Getting arrested for stealing carts:
Racing carts in the aisles:
Bowling with household items:
Doing donuts in the parking lot:
Taking photo's to unload on People of Walmart.com:

Drink Up The Facebook Fun!

Today's Top News

We'll be seeing one more game of The World Series after the Texas Rangers lose game six.

As most of you know I am in Texas so most of my friends are in Texas or are from Texas and the whole page is full of Texas Rangers posts.  The World Series ups and downs played out right there on the wall.  Who needs to go to the bar to feel like your watching the game with friends?


Today's Top Status


"OTB!!!!! Occupy The Bar !!! Much more fun and probably more constructive;-)))" - I couldn't have said it better myself!

Today's Top Picture

Here's a great set of Halloween Costumes!

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Halloween Horror Movie Facebook Chain Status

HALLOWEEN is quickly approaching.... You're IN A HORROR MOVIE (first 10 people to the left on your profile)

1.Decides the creepy house is safe:
2.Screams like a baby:
3. Scares you as a joke:
4. The first to go missing:
5. The first to go insane:
6. Murdered saving you:
7. Has your back no matter what:
8. Survives by faking dead:
9.Has a solid survival plan no one listens to:
10. Is really the killer:


When tagging people use the @ symbol then start to type their name with no space.

Have fun!

Money Bags Chain Status on Facebook

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE !!~~This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 mins of reading. Can't hurt so I did it :) I could use some money.

I wonder if anyone checked snoops on this one? 

Canned, Frozen or Fresh

Today's Top News

Wow wee!  You know it's a big thing if Hallmark makes a card for it and now...  TA DAAAAA!  They have a "Sorry you lost your job" line of cards!  We're talking 14 million plus Americans out of a job... That's not a bad sized market, you know a couple of friends each buying a card for dear laid off/fired person.  Heck, if things keep going like the do, I'm investing my money in Hallmark!

If you'd like to read more about it click here!

Today's Great Joke

2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Debi. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Connie. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early... to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.......

Today's Top Picture

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Play Road Trip on Facebook - Chain Status Fun

I thought this one was fun so I had to share...

*hint - If you aren't a Facebook addict such as myself when putting in your friends names use the @ symbol with no space start typing their name and this will make it a tag. 

ROAD TRIP...
Go to your profile and choose your friends from top down, in order....no cheating!!

The driver:
Always has to go to the bathroom:
First to fall asleep:
Can’t stop talking:
Moves around a lot:
The back seat driver:
Rides shotgun:
Gets car sick:

Special Edition: State of The U.S. Economy

Found this one, this morning on Facebook and had to share!

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, all the wars, no jobs for 1/10th of the nation, my savings, Social Security, my 401K AND retirement funds, etc.;

I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

What did you learn on Facebook today?