Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Week in Review - Don't Spread on Me

Did you miss me this week?  Since I didn't post all week I thought I would do a quick week in review.  I know my readers want like to be informed and cultured. *snicker*

This Weeks News

If any of your friends have a cracker of some type as their profile picture and you don't know why...

It comes from a story about that whole New Black Panther thing that happened during the 2008 campaign where some guy was in front of a polling place with a club.  Well the case was dropped, then some guy came out from the DOJ saying he was resigning because of Panther case was dropped cause of a racial thing.  Then out comes this old video of the club holdin' guy talkin' about how he hates every iota of a cracker and that if they want freedom they have to kill some white babies.

While that could be disturbing many people think being called a cracker is funny.

They've even been posting cracker jokes:

How do you change a tire on a cracker's car?
Use a cracker jack.

How do you let go of a cracker at work?
Fire cracker.

Where does a cracker live?
A townhouse.

Cracker out!

Friday, July 2, 2010

4th of July Edition

Today's Top News

I decided not to post a top news story today it's just all too flippin' depressing! And this weekend is about celebration...  so in honor of the 4th of July, I found the School House Rock - Preamble.  :)  It's a classic!

Today's Chain Status

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA....Please remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you....JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLDIER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree....copy and paste in your status....GOD BLESS THE USA

Today's Fan Page

Who doesn't love some Little Debbie?  I've been a fan of their page for quite sometime and they posted this awesomely redneck desert for you to fancy up any cookout you might be having this holiday weekend.

Have a safe and Happy Fourth of July! 

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Anything is Possible!

Today's Top News

Leaping leprechauns! I learned today the police in Boulder, CO had been called out after several people witnessed a leprechaun leaping between cars and acting as if he was shooting people with his fingers. The police failed to find the fairy tale creature and reported that this is the first time they have ever had a call about a leprechaun.

Isn't Boulder one of those places where pot is legal???

Today's Great Joke

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.

A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fuck Off!,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

Today's Video

I too like to stand on the bathroom counter and give myself a pep talk...

What did you learn on Facebook today?



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