Monday, December 31, 2012

A Short Note for The Easily Entertained

Here ya go something new for you when commenting on your friends status... If you type :poop: in a comment a cute little pile of poop picture will show up, just like a heart does if you type the < and the 3 together.

Have fun amazing your friends with your new found Facebook savvy.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Obama Ain't Afraid of No Cliff

Today's Top News

I learned that despite the looming "Fiscal Cliff" we are about to go over, the fine men and women in The House and Senate are going to get a raise!  Obama signed an executive order to give them a pay increase.  I can't help but shake my head, doesn't one usually get a pay raise for doing a good job?

Let's put this in an easy to understand format... say these folks work at McDonald's, even though I doubt any of them are qualified to do so.  They would argue about how much to charge and never settle on an amount.  And then there's old Nancy, Ms. "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."  I imagine, Nancy would work the front counter and offer bags of food, saying you have to pay for it before you know what's in it.  One thing for sure, whatever is in that bag she is selling, it's topped with Boehner's tears, the new secret ingredient in the Special Sauce. 

I, for one, can't think of any group of people more deserving of a raise.

Today's Top Status

"I'd put a bumper sticker on my car that says---"I Boycott Dicks" but then someone would think I'm a recovering homo!!!"

This status was in reference to Dick's Sporting Goods deciding to stop selling certain rifles. 

Today's Top Picture

 What did you learn on Facebook today?

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The Naked Truth -

Today's Top News

I found out today that some guy went to a place of business with all his business hanging out. Yup, he went to ask for a job in his birthday suit! The article said he was high on meth, so no need to send him for a drug test before seeing if you want to offer him a job; no matter how long his resume might have been. ;)

Today's Top Status

"WOW!!!!42% and growing!!" If I didn't know this person was talking about political poll numbers, I would have been worried she had ordered her hubby some of those blue bills offered up daily in one's spam folder.

Today's Top Picture

The only thing the cover is missing is catchy stuff like "how to decorate your new cardboard box" or "fine dumpster dining"



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