Monday, August 30, 2010

There's Nerdy and Then There's Genius

Today's Top News

If you hadn't heard, Rev. Al Sharpton had a rally this weekend in D.C. as a counter to another rally Glenn Beck had.  From what I understand, one had lots of black folks and one had lots of white folks.  This is surprising since Obama was supposed to bring our nation together more.  But it doesn't matter what color Obama's skin is because someone dressed him up like a white boy and put a bicycle helmet on him.  Seriously?  Where in the hell was Michelle?  I want to know what kind of wife lets her husband leave the house dressed like a dork. Obama made me think of something we used to say in the 80's, "You're ugly and your mama dresses you funny!"

Today's Great Quote

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character." -Albert Einstein

Today's Great Quiz

Today I took the 'How nerdy is your name?' quiz and my result was 66% nerdy.  I guess that's not too bad since my mom got my name from a fictional senator's wife on some soap opera.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Reading, Writing, & Wiping

Today's Top News

Apparently things are getting so crappy that in some places in our great country the kids have to add toilet paper to their school supply list.

I don't know if this is news, it depends on what your definition of news is.

Google is known for having a sense of humor.  I found this story about searching Google for Obama here.

Don't worry if you are a hardcore Obama lover and this upsets you, you can always substitute Obama for Palin and get similar results.

Today's Great Status

Dear Lord, please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!

Today's Picture

Well, someone has some strong feelings! I guess this proves not everyone in Texas loves The Cowboys.

Is The News Bugging You?

Today's Top News

I had to do some serious searching to find a piece of news on Facebook that didn't have to do with the mosque.  And then I found this little gem...

"TVNewser has learned the human resources department of TBS Inc. has sent out an email this afternoon alerting staffers of a bed bug problem in their New York City offices at Time Warner Center -- home to CNN, and other Time Warner entities". via Media Bistro

Talk about your work bugging you, aye?  Seriously though why CNN, I mean if anyone was bothered at work and was going to get bed bugs you'd think it would have happened in the "that room" above Dave Letterman's set.  I'm just saying...

Today's Quiz

I believe this is the first time I ever posted a quiz although I see them all the time.  Quizzes about everything from what kind of candy are you, what old movie star you are, to how sexy are you.

Today I took the sillybands quiz. I have to say they are the coolest little things and a definite "OMG, I wish I had thought of that!"  At any rate I got the result that I'm the rockin' roll ones. :)

Today's  Great Poem

He didn't like the casserole.
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard.
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right.
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him...

Like his mother used to do.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

We're Going to The Chapel

Today's Top News

OMG!!! Be sure to call all your friends and tell them a judge out in California turned over the gay marriage ban.  All I can say is that now the hillbillies are you going to see that and wonder why they can't marry their sister or first cousin. It's all about love right? I guess you could just explain to them that she'd have to be eighteen first.  Ok, I know that was bad!

I do wish I understood how this all worked though since the people of California voted on this and it came out a no.  I imagine though that one could say that if we are all created equal under our Constitution than it wouldn't be fair for one group to enjoy the benefit of being legally married (snickering as I type enjoy and marriage in the same sentence) while another group could not. 

Today's Poem

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree---
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it.
Nope, nope, nope!

Today's Chain Status

LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. (I grew up saying this every morning in
school-it's a shame people take offense.) SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS

Monday, August 2, 2010

Lady GAGa, Sir Churchill, & Jet Setting

Today's Top News

I learned today that Lady Gaga is against Arizona's new immigration law.  I wonder now if one can just go into one of her concerts?  If she doesn't think you need a passport, why should you need a ticket?

On another note...  I know going to the dentist can be really expensive but would you pay 24k for a used set of teeth?  Well someone did, granted they were Churchill's but really EWWWWW!

Today's Great Quote

"Life's's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

Today's Awesome Video



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