Friday, July 29, 2011

It's Cold, It's Icy and It's Too Darn Hot

Today's Top News

Obama lost 40,000 twitter followers when he took to urging people to call their congressmen.  I just hope he doesn't accidentally post any hunky shirtless gym pictures or ones of him in a tiger suit, while he is tweeting away.  I'd admit that, that would be entertaining but then I'd have to listen to all my lefty friends talk about how hot that is.

Today's Chain Status

WARNING!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, it can save a life!!

Today's Best Picture

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Monday, July 18, 2011

A Sign of The Times

Today's Top News

Budget talks blah, blah, blah.  On the lighter side, I found this story posted on Facebook about one of those DOT road signs.  Apparently Sony isn't the only place being hacked lately.  Someone hacked an illuminated highway sign on a North Carolina highway and had it display the phrase "Impeach Obama".  The problem has been corrected... well the sign anyway.  Click here to read the whole story.

Today's Top Quote

"Just because the past taps you on the shoulder, doesn't mean you have to look back."

 Today's Farm Report

I've reported on lots of Farmville activity in the past but today it dawned on me that I haven't had any of my friends posting farm pictures or begging for farm gifts.  I guess the great depression and the dust bowl hit so, people are leaving behind the farm in search of work at factories.  If they can't get a job at the factory, they can at least sell their goods to the UAW Chrysler Workers

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Twisted Titties, Sick Salaries and Guru Graffiti

Today's Top News

Talk about getting twisted!  The TSA have been feeling up people, from the old to the youngsters and everyone in-between.  It's all good and legal but when the tables are turned and you grab a breast of a TSA agent with both hands and give it a twist, you're in for felony sexual assault charges! Read more about this twisted crime here.

Today's Top Chain Status

Salary of the US President - $400,000. Salary of retired US Presidents - $180,000.
Salary of House/Senate - $174,000. Salary of Speaker of House - $223,500.
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders - $193,400....Average US Salary -$33,000 to $77,000. AVERAGE US MILITARY SALARY... only $19,000 TO $22,000 !!
HELLO! I think we found where the cuts should be made! Repost if you agree!

Today's Top Picture 



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