Today's Top News
The Obama Administration will be honoring the 43rd President of the United States by naming the gap between the tectonic plates beneath Haiti after him. The area will now officially be referred to as "Bush's Fault".
Ok, so it's not a real news story but all the ones that were posted today weren't really worth repeating. More snow yadda, yadda... more campaign news, yawn... so, you see the news I posted while not true seemed much more interesting. :o)
Today's Best Status
Sometimes you just have to love your friend's twisted thoughts...
Finally got it figured out! We've come up with a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no nonsense about racial profiling!!!!!
Today's Chain Status
It's Valentine's Week on Facebook. Change your profile picture to a picture of you with your significant other and tell us how long you've been together.
Just another way this time of year to make your lonely single friends feel like crap to see all the couples all smiling in their pictures. Yup, yup!
*Disclaimer - The couple in the picture is not one of my actual friends on Facebook but rather just some random couple like the ones that you get in a frame when you buy it at the store.
What did you learn on Facebook today?