tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29745753989866333702024-03-05T17:29:44.801-08:00What I Learned on FacebookAn assortment of news, jokes, and even some strange stuff I've learned from my friends' Facebook postings.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-56599005585496409752014-02-04T21:01:00.001-08:002014-02-04T21:03:18.548-08:00Can't Share My A Look Back Video on Facebook<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So you see everyone posting these cool videos and you don't know how to share your A Look Back Facebook video...<br />
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Most people have a "share" button automatically appear under the video but if you are one of the ones that doesn't have an option to share yours... <br />
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It's going to look funny because that m is for mobile... but it does work! Even if you are on your PC. <br />
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Have fun sharing your super cool video! And my hats off to Facebook this was a pretty cool thing if I do say so myself!<br />
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Happy Birthday Facebook! Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-53635542715806112082013-11-07T05:59:00.000-08:002013-11-07T05:59:11.662-08:00CMA Awards makes fun of Obamacare, Big Trucks & Cigarettes Oh My! <b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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If you are like me and missed the CMA awards last night, like me you probably saw all kinds of posts and comments about who won and stuff but the best of it was Carrie and Brad making fun of Obamacare... so funny, so true!<br />
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I found out <b><a href="https://www.marlboro.com/marlboro/biggest-night-of-the-year/" target="_blank">Marlboro is giving away a trip to Las Vegas</a></b> and I learned that if you are a smoker you can also score some Marlboro cigarette coupons on their website.<br />
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Yup, it's hick day on this here blog, country music, big trucks and the Marlboro man!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-29834972504867131242013-11-01T22:17:00.001-07:002013-11-01T22:22:15.826-07:00The Hallmark Sweater Ornament Thing Controversy <b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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I learned today that <b><a href="http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2013/11/01/hallmark-faces-backlash-for-changing-lyric-from-gay-to-fun-in-deck-the-halls/" target="_blank"><u>Hallmark is in trouble because they changed the word gay to fun</u></a></b>. *insert my rolling eyes here* I'm sure they did it so they didn't offend anyone and that worked out for them didn't it!? <br />
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I don't know about you but I think we are getting overdosed on the politically correct thing. Pretty soon people are just going to be afraid to talk. I don't think we should be mean spirited or downright hateful but this whole being "sensitive" you hurt my feelings thing so a group is going to bully a company just doesn't work either! It's just so gay! :P How's that for politically incorrect? And how is this... that Hallmark ornament sweater thing looks <b>GAH-AYE</b>! So if Hallmark would have put "gay" on it they would have taken crap for that for sure! <br />
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So put your *<i>gay</i> pants and deal with it!<br />
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<i>*Synonyms for gay via dictionary.com - cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe.</i><br />
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I'm just curious but, when did the first <b><a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gay" target="_blank">definition of gay</a></b> become homosexual? I don't recall growing up with that as the first meaning in my dictionary.<br />
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My final thought on this subject: We have all the anti-bullying campaigns...but where are the kids learning to bully? It's not just a bully or two anymore it's whole groups of kids ganging up on a few. Just a strange coincidence? Tell me your thoughts and keep it nice no bullies allowed!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-14588585072730967952013-10-31T08:57:00.000-07:002013-10-31T09:01:12.792-07:00They Aren't Joking About Toking<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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I read today that New York is going to up the legal age to buy cigarettes to 21 and while they are at it they are raising the price of a pack of cigarettes to $10.50 They say this is an effort <strike>to pick more tax dollars out of the consumers pocket</strike> curtail teen smoking.<br />
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They didn't vote to up the age of when it is legal to buy bongs, pipes or other drug related paraphernalia though. I guess they will get those tax dollars in one hit by <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/24/opinion/sunday/24bittman.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0" target="_blank">hiking taxes on "junk food"</a>. That way they get the stoners and the fatties all in one swift move.<br />
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<i><b>Dude</b></i>, I learned from <b><a href="http://nypost.com/2013/10/31/tobacco-age-raised-to-21-but-still-18-for-weed-bongs/" target="_blank">this article</a></b>, <b><i>more teens currently smoke pot than cigarettes, according to the federal government’s National Institute on Drug Abuse.</i></b><br />
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Rarely do you see cigarettes in movies or on TV anymore I mean <i>it's close to a criminal activity</i>... but more and more, you do see people that are stoned or getting stoned. Smoking marijuana is portrayed as both fun and cool. How is it that we can have a "war on drugs" when Hollywood is promoting them?<br />
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Let me adjust my tinfoil hat and say that I think our government wants a dumbed down - drugged up population. The less the public cares what goes on, the more they can get away with. <br />
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Don't forget, Hollywood pushed those cigarettes at one time! So, don't fall for their "pot is cool" campaign, just say no kids years from now they will come out and say pot is bad for you and it will be just as much of a social stigma as smoking is. <br />
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I spotted this on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CouponGirlsLA" target="_blank">CouponGirlsLA fanpage</a>... I don't know if this is a trick of treat? Seems to fit the season and go with the above story...<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-21576898312993546462013-10-30T14:30:00.002-07:002013-10-30T14:30:52.623-07:00Candy Crush, Friend to Foe, Wicked Witch<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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I haven't posted in quite sometime so, I thought I would keep today's top news story on the lighter side. <b>Candy Crush updated their app! </b> That's right boys and girls, if you are a Candy Crush addict, defined as reaching the end of the app, your fix is in!!! For those of you addicted but haven't reached the "end" the update includes level 441 through 455. <br />
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So one of my friends got "unfriended" over a link she posted. Yes, it was of a political nature, but seriously folks why? Why would you give up a friend for Obama, Bush or any of them? Does Obamacare provide friendship? Like can you call a hotline or something for friends you have given up due to politics? <br />
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Hello and welcome to the Obamacare hotline. Please listen to the options carefully and be patient as not all the options work correctly or in a timely matter because afterall this was created by the government.<br />
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I don't think they will have an option for someone to cry to if you boyfriend hurt your feelings, and they aren't going to loan you a cup of sugar, or come jump start your car. <br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-42254783967941034612013-10-28T22:00:00.001-07:002013-10-28T22:00:28.960-07:00Got That Riddle Right! NO Giraffes AllowedSo, all your friends that can't get the answer to the riddle get a giraffe picture. If you got it right, here is a picture for you!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-75134098333744897202013-10-28T20:41:00.002-07:002013-10-28T20:42:54.509-07:00Giraffe Profile Pictures, The Riddle & The AnswerSo, if you have seen your friends with a giraffe profile picture they changed it because they got the wrong answer to a riddle. Here is the riddle...<br />
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jam, honey, wine, bread and a variety of fine cheeses. What is the first
thing you open? Answer by messaging me only. Good luck!!</span></span></blockquote>
So if you get the riddle wrong you are suppose to change your profile pictures for three days and post on your wall why you have a giraffe picture and the riddle...<br />
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respond only do so by private message to me so others don't find out
the answer. It's called the giant giraffe game! If you answer correctly
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I got the answer to the giraffe riddle right and you can find the answer at the bottom of this post after some cute giraffe pictures I have seen my friends post.<br />
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Today I learned that there is a cause called <a href="https://www.livebelowtheline.com/us?lang=en" target="_blank">Live Below The Line</a>
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<i>Live Below the Line is an innovative awareness and fundraising campaign that's making a huge difference in the fight against extreme poverty.
Quite simply, we’re building a movement of passionate people willing and able to make a meaningful difference to those who need it most.
Live Below the Line is challenging individuals and communities to see how much change you can make out of $1.50. By living off just $1.50 per day for food for 5 days, you will be bringing to life the direct experiences of the 1.4 billion people currently living in extreme poverty and helping to make real change.
Think about that figure - 1.4 BILLION - that's over 4 times the population of the United States - living every day in extreme poverty.
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Well I follow tons of coupon blogs and while I'm not big on couponing even I don't see this being awful or difficult especially since Ben is only doing it for 5 days...
I also went by the site and it seems that it's all UN crap... I think a government on it's own wastes enough money so let's do the whole United Nations and get a whole bunch of governments together to waste money. GREAT IDEA!<br />
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<b>What did you learn today?</b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-32681470725495221442013-01-08T06:30:00.001-08:002013-01-08T06:31:58.763-08:00Facebook Emoticons Smileys for CommentsWhen words won't do and you want to comment on Facebook with a devil, a robot, or some other type of smiley face, here is a chart of all the emoticons for Facebook, at the time they won't work in a status but will when you comment.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-56196761818218289292013-01-03T21:41:00.001-08:002013-01-03T21:47:34.391-08:00You Have a #Point or Two<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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Today I learned that in Iceland the government has to approve the name of your child. This is to protect the child from having an embarrassing name. I'm happy that we live in the Land of The Free and that we don't have to have approval from the government for a baby's name. Although Hashtag may disagree. You can read about the Iceland girl who is fighting a legal battle over her name <b><a href="http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/01/03/debate-girl-with-no-name-sues-icelands-government-for-right-to-be-called-by-her-birth-name/" target="_blank">here</a></b> or you can read about little baby Hashtag <b><a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/hello-hashtag-parents-baby-girl-twitter-inspired-name-220500698.html" target="_blank">here</a></b>.<br />
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<b>What did you learn today?</b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-73831285739398437612013-01-02T20:11:00.001-08:002013-01-02T20:21:29.181-08:00The Dumb, The Yum & The Bum<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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Oh shoot! That's not a command, that was just my expression after I read that some newspaper had to hire armed guards after being all I'm billy bad ass and deciding to print a whole bunch of gun owners addresses in the paper. Ok, if you are going to bully people, ya think they might have picked the wrong group of people to piss off? <a href="http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/01/hypocrisy-newspaper-hires-armed-guards-after-publishing-gun-owners-addresses/" target="_blank"><b>You can read all about it here.</b> </a><br />
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Oh yes, oh yes... I do love good food. I saw this recipe posted for <b><a href="http://writtenbymama.com/mamas-best-cupcakes/" target="_blank">Applesauce Cupcakes</a></b>... and it doesn't have eggs in the recipe... (so if you are like me and sort of grossed out by the raw eggs thing) <i>and while the recipe didn't say so...</i> I'm thinking you could eat this with a spoon, no oven required. :) I'm just saying if it were my recipe it would be called <b>Applesauce Delight - A Great No Bake Dessert.</b> So whether you just want to eat the batter or bake up some yummy goodness, <b><a href="http://writtenbymama.com/mamas-best-cupcakes/" target="_blank">here's the recipe</a>. </b><br />
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<b>What did you learn on Facebook today?</b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-18475779772317033982013-01-01T09:54:00.000-08:002013-01-01T10:06:02.026-08:00Keepin' It Two Thirds Clean & Classy<br />
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Remember the uproar when Elvis was thrusting his pelvis around? Ok, me either, not first hand anyways. Well, fast forward and here to kick off 2013, Kathy Griffin has taken TV to a whole new level by giving Anderson Cooper's "sack" (her words, not mine) a smooch on CNN's live New Year's Eve broadcast. I wonder if she missed the announcement that he's gay?<br />
You can see the whole twisted thing <b><a href="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/01/01/kathy-griffin-kisses-anderson-coopers-crotch-national-television#ixzz2GjV80us0" target="_blank">here</a></b>.<br />
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Let's put this in an easy to understand format... say these folks work at McDonald's, even though I doubt any of them are qualified to do so. They would argue about how much to charge and never settle on an amount. And then there's old Nancy, <b><i>Ms. "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."</i></b> I imagine, Nancy would work the front counter and offer bags of food, saying you have to pay for it before you know what's in it. One thing for sure, whatever is in that bag she is selling, it's topped with Boehner's tears, the new secret ingredient in the Special Sauce. <br />
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I found out today that some guy went to a place of business with all his business hanging out. <a href="http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/02/26/police-naked-man-arrested-after-fighting-with-officer/">Yup, he went to ask for a job in his birthday suit!</a> The article said he was high on meth, so no need to send him for a drug test before seeing if you want to offer him a job; no matter how long his resume might have been. ;) <br />
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<i>"WOW!!!!42% and growing!!"</i> If I didn't know this person was talking about political poll numbers, I would have been worried she had ordered her hubby some of those blue bills offered up daily in one's spam folder.<br />
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You're all in Wal-Mart, at 4am. Use the people on the side of your profile in order. NO CHEATING!!!<br />
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Trying on bras in the aisle: <br />
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Taking photo's to unload on People of Walmart.com:Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-37272759398041732892011-10-27T22:19:00.000-07:002011-10-27T22:19:17.361-07:00Drink Up The Facebook Fun!<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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We'll be seeing one more game of The World Series after the Texas Rangers lose game six.<br />
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1.Decides the creepy house is safe:<br />
2.Screams like a baby: <br />
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7. Survives by faking dead:<br />
8.Has a solid survival plan no one listens to:<br />
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I wonder if anyone checked snoops on this one? Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-7868756185676218662011-09-28T07:05:00.000-07:002011-09-28T07:05:12.897-07:00Canned, Frozen or Fresh<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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Wow wee! You know it's a big thing if Hallmark makes a card for it and now... TA DAAAAA! They have a "Sorry you lost your job" line of cards! We're talking 14 million plus Americans out of a job... That's not a bad sized market, you know a couple of friends each buying a card for dear laid off/fired person. Heck, if things keep going like the do, I'm investing my money in Hallmark!<br />
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If you'd like to read more about it <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/27/earlyshow/living/relationships/main20112119.shtml">click here!</a><br />
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2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Debi. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Connie. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early... to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.......<br />
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What did you learn on Facebook today?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-2281893297059647942011-09-13T21:10:00.000-07:002011-09-13T21:13:38.207-07:00Play Road Trip on Facebook - Chain Status FunI thought this one was fun so I had to share...<br />
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<b>*hint</b> - If you aren't a Facebook addict such as myself when putting in your friends names use the @ symbol with no space start typing their name and this will make it a tag. <br />
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<b>ROAD TRIP...</b><br />
Go to your profile and choose your friends from top down, in order....no cheating!!<br />
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The driver: <br />
Always has to go to the bathroom: <br />
First to fall asleep: <br />
Can’t stop talking: <br />
Moves around a lot: <br />
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Gets car sick:Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-3672223523347656942011-08-17T07:11:00.000-07:002011-08-17T07:11:12.511-07:00Special Edition: State of The U.S. EconomyFound this one, this morning on Facebook and had to share!<br />
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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.<br />
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Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.<br />
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CEO's are now playing miniature golf.<br />
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Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.<br />
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A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.<br />
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I saw a Mormon with only one wife.<br />
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If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.<br />
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McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.<br />
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Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.<br />
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Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.<br />
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My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!<br />
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A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.<br />
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A picture is now only worth 200 words.<br />
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When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.<br />
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The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.<br />
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, all the wars, no jobs for 1/10th of the nation, my savings, Social Security, my 401K AND retirement funds, etc.;<br />
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I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-6805571376025405592011-08-14T21:54:00.000-07:002011-08-17T17:37:17.104-07:00It's All About Paws....<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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Tim Who? I actually know who he is but I can't blame him for dropping out because <a href="http://www.facebook.com/Snuggie">Snuggie™</a> actually has more Facebook fans than <a href="http://www.facebook.com/timpawlenty">Tim Pawlenty</a> does.<br />
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"If you look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat!" ~ Anonymous :)<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-29545466593838453602011-07-29T19:15:00.000-07:002011-07-29T19:15:15.192-07:00It's Cold, It's Icy and It's Too Darn Hot<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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WARNING!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, it can save a life!!<br />
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<b>What did you learn on Facebook today?</b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974575398986633370.post-73546328352851930062011-07-18T21:34:00.000-07:002011-07-18T21:34:50.620-07:00A Sign of The Times<b>Today's Top News</b><br />
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Budget talks blah, blah, blah. On the lighter side, I found this story posted on Facebook about one of those DOT road signs. Apparently Sony isn't the only place being hacked lately. Someone hacked an illuminated highway sign on a North Carolina highway and had it display the phrase "Impeach Obama". The problem has been corrected... well the sign anyway. <a href="http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-story-hacked-department-transportation-road-sign-impeach-obama-nc-110718,0,881228.story">Click here</a> to read the whole story.<br />
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"Just because the past taps you on the shoulder, doesn't mean you have to look back."<br />
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<b>What did you learn on Facebook today? </b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0