Thursday, July 1, 2010

Anything is Possible!

Today's Top News

Leaping leprechauns! I learned today the police in Boulder, CO had been called out after several people witnessed a leprechaun leaping between cars and acting as if he was shooting people with his fingers. The police failed to find the fairy tale creature and reported that this is the first time they have ever had a call about a leprechaun.

Isn't Boulder one of those places where pot is legal???

Today's Great Joke

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.

A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fuck Off!,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

Today's Video

I too like to stand on the bathroom counter and give myself a pep talk...

What did you learn on Facebook today?

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