Today's Top News
I found out today that some guy went to a place of business with all his business hanging out. Yup, he went to ask for a job in his birthday suit! The article said he was high on meth, so no need to send him for a drug test before seeing if you want to offer him a job; no matter how long his resume might have been. ;)
Today's Top Status
"WOW!!!!42% and growing!!" If I didn't know this person was talking about political poll numbers, I would have been worried she had ordered her hubby some of those blue bills offered up daily in one's spam folder.
Today's Top Picture
The only thing the cover is missing is catchy stuff like "how to decorate your new cardboard box" or "fine dumpster dining"