Here ya go something new for you when commenting on your friends status... If you type :poop: in a comment a cute little pile of poop picture will show up, just like a heart does if you type the < and the 3 together.
Have fun amazing your friends with your new found Facebook savvy.
An assortment of news, jokes, and even some strange stuff I've learned from my friends' Facebook postings.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Obama Ain't Afraid of No Cliff
Today's Top News
I learned that despite the looming "Fiscal Cliff" we are about to go over, the fine men and women in The House and Senate are going to get a raise! Obama signed an executive order to give them a pay increase. I can't help but shake my head, doesn't one usually get a pay raise for doing a good job?
Let's put this in an easy to understand format... say these folks work at McDonald's, even though I doubt any of them are qualified to do so. They would argue about how much to charge and never settle on an amount. And then there's old Nancy, Ms. "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." I imagine, Nancy would work the front counter and offer bags of food, saying you have to pay for it before you know what's in it. One thing for sure, whatever is in that bag she is selling, it's topped with Boehner's tears, the new secret ingredient in the Special Sauce.
I, for one, can't think of any group of people more deserving of a raise.
Today's Top Status
"I'd put a bumper sticker on my car that says---"I Boycott Dicks" but then someone would think I'm a recovering homo!!!"
This status was in reference to Dick's Sporting Goods deciding to stop selling certain rifles.
Today's Top Picture
What did you learn on Facebook today?
I learned that despite the looming "Fiscal Cliff" we are about to go over, the fine men and women in The House and Senate are going to get a raise! Obama signed an executive order to give them a pay increase. I can't help but shake my head, doesn't one usually get a pay raise for doing a good job?
Let's put this in an easy to understand format... say these folks work at McDonald's, even though I doubt any of them are qualified to do so. They would argue about how much to charge and never settle on an amount. And then there's old Nancy, Ms. "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." I imagine, Nancy would work the front counter and offer bags of food, saying you have to pay for it before you know what's in it. One thing for sure, whatever is in that bag she is selling, it's topped with Boehner's tears, the new secret ingredient in the Special Sauce.
I, for one, can't think of any group of people more deserving of a raise.
Today's Top Status
"I'd put a bumper sticker on my car that says---"I Boycott Dicks" but then someone would think I'm a recovering homo!!!"
This status was in reference to Dick's Sporting Goods deciding to stop selling certain rifles.
Today's Top Picture
What did you learn on Facebook today?
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football,
fun status,
funny pictures,
government stupidity
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