GOOD LUCK EVERYONE !!~~This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 mins of reading. Can't hurt so I did it :) I could use some money.
I wonder if anyone checked snoops on this one?
An assortment of news, jokes, and even some strange stuff I've learned from my friends' Facebook postings.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Canned, Frozen or Fresh
Today's Top News
Wow wee! You know it's a big thing if Hallmark makes a card for it and now... TA DAAAAA! They have a "Sorry you lost your job" line of cards! We're talking 14 million plus Americans out of a job... That's not a bad sized market, you know a couple of friends each buying a card for dear laid off/fired person. Heck, if things keep going like the do, I'm investing my money in Hallmark!
If you'd like to read more about it click here!
Today's Great Joke
2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Debi. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Connie. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early... to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.......
Today's Top Picture
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Wow wee! You know it's a big thing if Hallmark makes a card for it and now... TA DAAAAA! They have a "Sorry you lost your job" line of cards! We're talking 14 million plus Americans out of a job... That's not a bad sized market, you know a couple of friends each buying a card for dear laid off/fired person. Heck, if things keep going like the do, I'm investing my money in Hallmark!
If you'd like to read more about it click here!
Today's Great Joke
2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Debi. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Connie. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early... to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.......
Today's Top Picture
What did you learn on Facebook today?
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Play Road Trip on Facebook - Chain Status Fun
I thought this one was fun so I had to share...
*hint - If you aren't a Facebook addict such as myself when putting in your friends names use the @ symbol with no space start typing their name and this will make it a tag.
ROAD TRIP...
Go to your profile and choose your friends from top down, in order....no cheating!!
The driver:
Always has to go to the bathroom:
First to fall asleep:
Can’t stop talking:
Moves around a lot:
The back seat driver:
Rides shotgun:
Gets car sick:
*hint - If you aren't a Facebook addict such as myself when putting in your friends names use the @ symbol with no space start typing their name and this will make it a tag.
ROAD TRIP...
Go to your profile and choose your friends from top down, in order....no cheating!!
The driver:
Always has to go to the bathroom:
First to fall asleep:
Can’t stop talking:
Moves around a lot:
The back seat driver:
Rides shotgun:
Gets car sick:
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