Osama, Obama and Food Pictures - Which One Doesn't Belong?

Today's Top News

Osama Bin Laden was spotted today having lunch with Elvis. Ok not really but sadly unlike last night there weren't anymore good Bin Laden jokes today.  It does appear though now the conspiracy theories are abound.  There are some pretty convincing ones on Facebook but the best one was from a hardcore Republican talking about how they are just trying to prop up Obama's image.  While he is twisted up at the moment Obama is going to have to do better than that.  Because nobody is going to give an Osama's behind when they have to fill up their car on Friday.

For the best "real" conspiracy theories check out InfoWars. 

Today's Chain Status

REPOSTED!!!!~ Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! PLZ REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!.

Today's Picture

I don't know about your friends but a lot of mine (that don't even know each other!) like to take pictures of their food and upload it to their page.  I don't get this.  Why? Are you proving you have food, are you trying to make people jealous? Are you thankful? What is this about!? I'm even friends with one guy that uploads a pic of the dinner table, set with food and all, most nights and then lists the menu of the evening.

What is this trend? Please someone explain this to me!!

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Osama Bin Laden Dead!

Today's Top News

The news of Osama Bin Laden's death is blazin' across Facebook at record speed!  ABC News is the first link I had to the story. It's amazing we got him before the Grim Reaper did.  Rumors abound that he has been dead for a week. 

There are reports that people are outside the White House cheering, "USA, USA, USA!"

We've also learned via Facebook, that Donald Trump won't believe it until he sees the death certificate.

Today's Top Funny Status

I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to track his current location

Today's Top Joke

A Bin Laden joke already, wow peeps on Facebook are fast.

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the pearly gates
by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and
yelled: "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
...shouted: "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said:
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane
and snarled: "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashing continued as George Mason,
James Monroe and 64 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an angel appeared.
Bin Laden wept and said: "This is not what you promised me."

The angel replied: "I told you there would be 70 Virginians waiting for
you in Heaven. What did you think I said?

What did you learn on Facebook today?  Any good Bin Laden jokes? Do share by leaving them in the comments section!

ETA: Another Bin Laden Joke

Hell is... 72 virgins and not one Viagra.