Twisted Titties, Sick Salaries and Guru Graffiti

Today's Top News

Talk about getting twisted!  The TSA have been feeling up people, from the old to the youngsters and everyone in-between.  It's all good and legal but when the tables are turned and you grab a breast of a TSA agent with both hands and give it a twist, you're in for felony sexual assault charges! Read more about this twisted crime here.

Today's Top Chain Status

Salary of the US President - $400,000. Salary of retired US Presidents - $180,000.
Salary of House/Senate - $174,000. Salary of Speaker of House - $223,500.
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders - $193,400....Average US Salary -$33,000 to $77,000. AVERAGE US MILITARY SALARY... only $19,000 TO $22,000 !!
HELLO! I think we found where the cuts should be made! Repost if you agree!

Today's Top Picture 

Let's Go Ride a Bike!

Today's Top News - Libyan Oil Plant on Fire!

A major Libyan oil plant was ablaze last night as fresh fighting raged across the country leaving at least 50 dead – including 30 civilians and two rebel commanders.

It is the first time Libyan oil facilities have been hit – one fear is that Colonel Gaddafi will use warplanes to destroy oilfields and terminals in rebel-held areas, mirroring the tactics used by Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein in 1991 as his troops withdrew from Kuwait. Read more here.

Feeling green yet? With gas prices on the rise you could feel that warm "let's ride a bike" kind of green or you could feel that harsh "I'm going to puke paying that much for gas" kind of green!

Today's Stupid Status

"stunned at the gas prices lately - what's up with that : /"


The fact that this person has an internet connection under the rock where they're living makes this the most stupid status.

Today's Funny Video

If the gas prices have you down here's something to really give you a laugh!

It's T&A Day! Did Palin Get Implants? Did Obama Figure Out Who's Ass to Kick?

Today's Top News

Facebook is a buzzing with rumors that Sarah Palin had a boob job. (o)(o)  I guess the rumor started on twitter and ended up here, there, and on Facebook of course. The rumor has been deflated though but if you care to read more  here is the story about Palin's ta-tas. 


I'm extra thankful today though since it seems the media is so observant that male politicians don't wear spandex shorts.


Today's Bit O' Trivia

The first time a toilet flush was heard on the movie screen was in the movie Psycho in 1960. 

Today's Cartoon

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Become one of my BFFs on FB!

Miss me?

I've been really slacking when it comes to my Facebook addiction.  One I've had lots going on, I do have five children and a husband and sometimes I actually have to pay attention to them. :o)  Two my friends have just been boring me to tears.  Enough excuses let's get down to business.

Today's Top News

Gov. Rick Perry wins!  Perry won the Republican primary today and (while I didn't hear it from my friends) Bill White won the primary for the Democratic Party.   Many of my friends are supporters of Debra Medina and according to them anyone that voted for Perry was stupid and ignorant at best.  Oh well, if the shoe was on the other foot I'm sure Perry supporters would have been talking trash too!

Today's Chain Status

It's movie line week on Facebook. Copy and paste this into your status and in the comment box, write your favorite line from a movie and see how many people know the movie and the line.

Today's Great Status

On a serious note I really liked this status and thought it was thought provoking.

What you focus on is what your team will focus on. Are you moving from point A to point B in a straight line? Or are you all over the place? Something to think about.

Let's hope my friends provide me with better stuff tomorrow or I'm going to have to post that thing about my grannies boobs. 


What did you learn on Facebook today?

Olberman Owned, Gift Cards, and Not So Nice Thoughts

Today's Top News

Someone posted a video from The Dallas Tea Party today.... it is basically their answer to Keith Olberman asking where all the people of color are at the Tea Parties.  I have to admit, Keith got owned!




Today's Pondering

I see people posting all these so and so entered to win a $100 Lowe's gift card... or whatever store.  I wonder if that is a legit thing but I see it lots everyday and have not heard of any of my friends winning.  How about you?

Today's Evil Thought

It was a slow day on Facebook.  I guess the crops have come in and there are way to many people busy with the harvest.  So, I was trying to think of some weird kind of status message I could post and wondering if it was odd enough how many responses I would get..  So, feel free to leave a comment and I might just post it to see how it goes over.  I was almost thinking about telling everyone that my 85 year old grandmother had her boobs done and that I had pictures....  :) 

What did you learn on Facebook today?