The Dumb, The Yum & The Bum

Today's Top News

Oh shoot!  That's not a command, that was just my expression after I read that some newspaper had to hire armed guards after being all I'm billy bad ass and deciding to print a whole bunch of gun owners addresses in the paper.  Ok, if you are going to bully people, ya think they might have picked the wrong group of people to piss off?  You can read all about it here.

Today's Yummy Post

Oh yes, oh yes... I do love good food.  I saw this recipe posted for Applesauce Cupcakes... and it doesn't have eggs in the recipe... (so if you are like me and sort of grossed out by the raw eggs thing)  and while the recipe didn't say so... I'm thinking you could eat this with a spoon, no oven required.  :) I'm just saying if it were my recipe it would be called Applesauce Delight - A Great No Bake Dessert.  So whether you just want to eat the batter or bake up some yummy goodness, here's the recipe.

 Today's Top Picture

I know the title says bum and the picture says butt... just work with me. 

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4th of July Edition

Today's Top News

I decided not to post a top news story today it's just all too flippin' depressing! And this weekend is about celebration...  so in honor of the 4th of July, I found the School House Rock - Preamble.  :)  It's a classic!





Today's Chain Status

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA....Please remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you....JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLDIER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree....copy and paste in your status....GOD BLESS THE USA

Today's Fan Page

Who doesn't love some Little Debbie?  I've been a fan of their page for quite sometime and they posted this awesomely redneck desert for you to fancy up any cookout you might be having this holiday weekend.

Have a safe and Happy Fourth of July! 

Southwest Airlines a Head Above The Rest

Today's Top News

Momma always said life was like a box on a plane you just never know what you're gonna find.

An unmarked box was found on a Southwest Airlines plane that contained human heads.  They gave a rough estimate that it was between 40 - 60 heads but we can't be sure since no body did a proper head count.  According to the news report the company shipping them didn't follow the correct procedures.  I imagine that the head of the company is going to be peeved and I bet heads are gonna roll!  Read more about it here.

Today's Top Deal


Taco Bell posted this today:  Print your coupon for a FREE Taco Bell Limeade Sparkler at http://www.tacobell.com/promo/limeade-coupon Choice of Cherry or Classic Limeade. Get One Regular Size Drink. Limit One Per Person.

Since we were on the subject of flying, the idea popped into my head, that one of those little bottles of vodka like you get on the plane would go good in the above mentioned drink.

Today's Great Joke

You can only  imagine what a head trip it was seeing this joke posted the same day as the Southwest Airlines story.

How much does a brain cost?

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked,
'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward.

Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
 
What did you learn on Facebook today?

Broken Records, Coffee Jell-O, and Pink Cows

Today's News


Today was Sarah Palin's birthday she is 46.


I learned that Debra Medina, candidate for governor of Texas, said something that may make people believe that she is a 9-11 "truther" 

We had a record breaking snow fall in Dallas, TX today.



Today's Recipe

Coffee Jell-O - I don't know about this one.  I'm a huge fan of coffee not so much of Jell-O.  But if you are curious and/or wanna give it a try you can find it here: http://www.roadfood.com/Recipes/Recipe.aspx?RecipeID=4  If you do decide to make this please come back and comment on this post so we can all know how it was!

Today's Fan Page

I don't care about your farm, or your fish, or your park, or your mafia!!!  With over 1.6  million fans that wish there friends wouldn't post there every thing they do on their games on the wall... we just don't care that you found a pink cow.

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Dorky Guys Can Be Players Too!

Today's News

I only saw two news stories on Facebook today. The first was about the rain in California and I thought doesn't that state have enough to worry about?

The other story was something about John Edwards the Cheater so I didn't even bother reading it.  He's an idiot, enough said.


Today's Recipe


Chocolate! Yup that got my attention too.  But it's not to eat it's to wear... ahh no not like that!  It's a facial thing.  Either way they have a Chocolate Mask and lots of other great spa type recipes here.

Today's Video


Here's a video of Stefani Germanotta pre Lady Gaga




I never knew that was her real name.

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