The Dumb, The Yum & The Bum

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Oh shoot!  That's not a command, that was just my expression after I read that some newspaper had to hire armed guards after being all I'm billy bad ass and deciding to print a whole bunch of gun owners addresses in the paper.  Ok, if you are going to bully people, ya think they might have picked the wrong group of people to piss off?  You can read all about it here.

Today's Yummy Post

Oh yes, oh yes... I do love good food.  I saw this recipe posted for Applesauce Cupcakes... and it doesn't have eggs in the recipe... (so if you are like me and sort of grossed out by the raw eggs thing)  and while the recipe didn't say so... I'm thinking you could eat this with a spoon, no oven required.  :) I'm just saying if it were my recipe it would be called Applesauce Delight - A Great No Bake Dessert.  So whether you just want to eat the batter or bake up some yummy goodness, here's the recipe.

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I know the title says bum and the picture says butt... just work with me. 

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Obama Ain't Afraid of No Cliff

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I learned that despite the looming "Fiscal Cliff" we are about to go over, the fine men and women in The House and Senate are going to get a raise!  Obama signed an executive order to give them a pay increase.  I can't help but shake my head, doesn't one usually get a pay raise for doing a good job?

Let's put this in an easy to understand format... say these folks work at McDonald's, even though I doubt any of them are qualified to do so.  They would argue about how much to charge and never settle on an amount.  And then there's old Nancy, Ms. "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."  I imagine, Nancy would work the front counter and offer bags of food, saying you have to pay for it before you know what's in it.  One thing for sure, whatever is in that bag she is selling, it's topped with Boehner's tears, the new secret ingredient in the Special Sauce. 

I, for one, can't think of any group of people more deserving of a raise.

Today's Top Status


"I'd put a bumper sticker on my car that says---"I Boycott Dicks" but then someone would think I'm a recovering homo!!!"

This status was in reference to Dick's Sporting Goods deciding to stop selling certain rifles. 

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 What did you learn on Facebook today?

The Naked Truth -

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I found out today that some guy went to a place of business with all his business hanging out. Yup, he went to ask for a job in his birthday suit! The article said he was high on meth, so no need to send him for a drug test before seeing if you want to offer him a job; no matter how long his resume might have been. ;)

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"WOW!!!!42% and growing!!" If I didn't know this person was talking about political poll numbers, I would have been worried she had ordered her hubby some of those blue bills offered up daily in one's spam folder.

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The only thing the cover is missing is catchy stuff like "how to decorate your new cardboard box" or "fine dumpster dining"

Drink Up The Facebook Fun!

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We'll be seeing one more game of The World Series after the Texas Rangers lose game six.

As most of you know I am in Texas so most of my friends are in Texas or are from Texas and the whole page is full of Texas Rangers posts.  The World Series ups and downs played out right there on the wall.  Who needs to go to the bar to feel like your watching the game with friends?


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"OTB!!!!! Occupy The Bar !!! Much more fun and probably more constructive;-)))" - I couldn't have said it better myself!

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Here's a great set of Halloween Costumes!

What did you learn on Facebook today?

Canned, Frozen or Fresh

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Wow wee!  You know it's a big thing if Hallmark makes a card for it and now...  TA DAAAAA!  They have a "Sorry you lost your job" line of cards!  We're talking 14 million plus Americans out of a job... That's not a bad sized market, you know a couple of friends each buying a card for dear laid off/fired person.  Heck, if things keep going like the do, I'm investing my money in Hallmark!

If you'd like to read more about it click here!

Today's Great Joke

2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Debi. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Connie. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early... to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.......

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What did you learn on Facebook today?

It's Cold, It's Icy and It's Too Darn Hot

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Obama lost 40,000 twitter followers when he took to urging people to call their congressmen.  I just hope he doesn't accidentally post any hunky shirtless gym pictures or ones of him in a tiger suit, while he is tweeting away.  I'd admit that, that would be entertaining but then I'd have to listen to all my lefty friends talk about how hot that is.

Today's Chain Status

WARNING!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, it can save a life!!

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What did you learn on Facebook today?

Reading, Writing, & Wiping

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Apparently things are getting so crappy that in some places in our great country the kids have to add toilet paper to their school supply list.

I don't know if this is news, it depends on what your definition of news is.

Google is known for having a sense of humor.  I found this story about searching Google for Obama here.

Don't worry if you are a hardcore Obama lover and this upsets you, you can always substitute Obama for Palin and get similar results.

Today's Great Status

Dear Lord, please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!

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Well, someone has some strong feelings! I guess this proves not everyone in Texas loves The Cowboys.

Animals, All of Them!

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I found out today that Hayward from BP went to some yaught race thing and Obama went to play golf.  If you ask me they both should be shampooing a pelican or something.  That other dude might have said "small people" with words but Hayward and Obama scream it with their actions.


Today's Fun Photo

My son would be mad at me for posting this... he'd think it was insulting the hyena.

Today's Great Status

watching and laughing at the kids trying to catch the pigs...

Now that's country! Poor Wilber.

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* I'll be on vacation for a week so, I don't know if I'll be around here or not but I'll see you next week for sure!

Funny Pictures Edition

Today I thought I would share a few of the great pictures I've gotten from my friends on Facebook.  I might do this every so often as I have a whole folder full of funny pictures and cartoons on my computer!