Twisted Titties, Sick Salaries and Guru Graffiti

Today's Top News

Talk about getting twisted!  The TSA have been feeling up people, from the old to the youngsters and everyone in-between.  It's all good and legal but when the tables are turned and you grab a breast of a TSA agent with both hands and give it a twist, you're in for felony sexual assault charges! Read more about this twisted crime here.

Today's Top Chain Status

Salary of the US President - $400,000. Salary of retired US Presidents - $180,000.
Salary of House/Senate - $174,000. Salary of Speaker of House - $223,500.
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders - $193,400....Average US Salary -$33,000 to $77,000. AVERAGE US MILITARY SALARY... only $19,000 TO $22,000 !!
HELLO! I think we found where the cuts should be made! Repost if you agree!

Today's Top Picture 

The Crazy Plane and WINNING of Course

Today's Top News

VIRGIN Blue has sacked a male flight attendant and offered an angry mother free flights after her toddler was put in an overhead locker.

Wow, what a headline! I had to click it cause I'm thinking MAN! what a story and I've got this little movie playing in my head like - did the toddler cry and cry on the trip and the flight attendant go all crazy and come grab the kid throw him into the compartment, maybe even stuff some pillows and blankets in there to muffle the shrill cries of the toddler and then go start downing those mini bottles of booze on the beverage cart while he goes off on a rant and tells the kids mother to shut up cause he doesn't want to hear anything out of her either!?

Nope, sorry but that is not at all what happened. My version is better but if you want to read the real story you can do so here.


Today's Inspiring Status

A Successful Woman Takes The Bricks That The Devil Throws At Her And Builds A Firm Foundation..Just Saying!

Had to share this! Living well is always your best revenge! 

Today's Great Video

With ol' Charlie making the rounds you know the jokes were coming!  The thing I like about Facebook is just because you don't watch a show you still hear about stuff and get to see it.  Here's a great video from Jimmy Fallon's show.

I'm Back!

Fear not my followers... while I took a break from here I never stopped checking Facebook several times a day.  I'm still addicted! If only I were as dedicated to my blogging as I am to Facebook.  So, incase you were wondering where I've been... well that's a long boring story so we'll just skip it and get back to business.

Today's Top News

Apparently there was a "protest" today which involved deleting your Facebook page because, people are all kinds of upset that they aren't private enough.  My advice, don't post stupid stuff on the internet... That's not just for Facebook either people that is for every website!  All I can say is that those who actually deleted their page can't even be hardcore addicts. For more info on this protest you can go here.

In other news, as we remember those that gave all and their families and loved ones that had their lives changed forever so that we may live the best life ever in these United States, I found that some of those who serve have four feet!  Paws up for the Military Dogs!  Read all about them here. 

Today's Weird Status

"I'm so confused....... they're up, they're down, but as long as she's happy I'm ok."

Ok, what?  This post makes it clear that confusion can be contagious.  I'm lost and GPS can't map a route to Whatthehelldoesthatmean, USA. 

Today's Great Quote

“It only stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master.” - Ayn Rand

What did you learn on Facebook today?






 

Miss me?

I've been really slacking when it comes to my Facebook addiction.  One I've had lots going on, I do have five children and a husband and sometimes I actually have to pay attention to them. :o)  Two my friends have just been boring me to tears.  Enough excuses let's get down to business.

Today's Top News

Gov. Rick Perry wins!  Perry won the Republican primary today and (while I didn't hear it from my friends) Bill White won the primary for the Democratic Party.   Many of my friends are supporters of Debra Medina and according to them anyone that voted for Perry was stupid and ignorant at best.  Oh well, if the shoe was on the other foot I'm sure Perry supporters would have been talking trash too!

Today's Chain Status

It's movie line week on Facebook. Copy and paste this into your status and in the comment box, write your favorite line from a movie and see how many people know the movie and the line.

Today's Great Status

On a serious note I really liked this status and thought it was thought provoking.

What you focus on is what your team will focus on. Are you moving from point A to point B in a straight line? Or are you all over the place? Something to think about.

Let's hope my friends provide me with better stuff tomorrow or I'm going to have to post that thing about my grannies boobs. 


What did you learn on Facebook today?